Witty match reports, real stats and weekly drama — generated automatically for your Classic or Head-to-Head league. Free for 3–50 managers; member Big Leagues go up to 100.

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No login, no faff. Enter your league number and read your edition seconds later — then share the drama with your league-mates.
Classic or Head-to-Head. Free for 3–50 managers; member Big Leagues go up to 100. No login needed to read.
Every transfer, captain blunder and cup upset, written up as headlines — with the stats to back them.
One tap and it’s in the group chat.
Leagues of 3–50 get a free Postmatch edition every gameweek. One membership unlocks the full treatment for the whole league.
A free Postmatch round-up for leagues of 3–50, plus a member Prematch edition covering transfers, chips and line-ups after each deadline.
Managers get emailed reporter questions — their replies are quoted in the next edition. Real banter, woven into the story. See how →
Star ratings for every manager — luck, captaincy, class, excuses — with league rankings and their “most famous” press conference quote. How the ratings work →
FPL doesn’t keep old mini-league tables. We reconstruct past seasons from today’s managers to find your champions and all-time Hall of Fame. See how it works →
The charts and ownership breakdowns, plus what nobody else bothers to spot: who hasn’t touched their team in a month, whose autosub never came, and the four of you with the same team name.
Every story and manager profile shares as a clean image — one tap from the edition straight into WhatsApp.
Your club grows in stature over the seasons, earning bigger stadiums — and bigger expectations — as you climb the ranks.
Member leagues can opt into a shared table that ranks mini-leagues against each other every gameweek. See the table →
Every edition, the cup and the awards ceremony, bound into one PDF when the season ends — 96 pages last season. The full PDF needs membership from Gameweek 1. How it works →
One membership covers the whole league — monthly or annual via Patreon, cancel anytime.
| Free | Member league | |
|---|---|---|
| Postmatch edition every gameweek | ✓ | ✓ |
| Prematch edition (transfers, chip usage, line-ups) | — | ✓ |
| Press Conferences (real manager quotes!)learn more → | — | ✓ |
| Editions by email | availability alerts | editions in email, sent automatically |
| Stories per edition | 4 | up to 8 |
| Manager Profiles & personality ratingslearn more → | on-pitch, last 5 | full profile + Press Room, all season |
| Past saved editions | — | ✓ |
| End-of-Season Awards | 4 awards | Full ceremony (~28 awards) |
| Full Season PDFlearn more → | — | ✓ |
| League of Leagueslearn more → | — | ✓ |
| Support for 51–100 managers (Big League tier) | — | ✓ |
£3.50/mo + VAT for leagues of 51–100 managers
“I bloody love it. We have a competitive and, erm, spirited mini league going on… Press Conferences are a great way to throw some stick around and have general banter.”
Classic or Head-to-Head. Postmatch editions are free for leagues of 3–50 managers; leagues of 51–100 need a Big League Patreon membership.
Free Postmatch editions land after each gameweek finishes. Member Prematch editions cover transfers, chips and line-ups after the deadline. The first time a league is requested it usually takes about 30 seconds to write.
Mostly no — the story templates were written by hand over several years. AI helps with coding and folding Press Conference replies into stories. More on About →
I wish it was! But no — this is a parody “newspaper”, unofficial and not affiliated with the Premier League. I’m a long-term FPL fan and I built it myself; there’s more on how it developed on About.
It’s free to read. Takes about ten seconds.
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